tiny012:

A tribute to Ms.Enoby Darkness Way. May this song resonate in her soul forever.

You’d better fucking finish it or ur a poser and a prap *does deth touch sign*

tiny012:

A tribute to Ms.Enoby Darkness Way. May this song resonate in her soul forever.

You’d better fucking finish it or ur a poser and a prap *does deth touch sign*

Anonymous said: idk how you haven't heard of that fanfic yet but it's called "my immortal". if you look up the worst fanfiction of all time you'll find it somewhere. brace yourself, it is over 40 chapters long (oh and tw for suicide, self harm, and sexual assault because it was written by someone with no limits)

allp1nkandyell0w:

Yes I’ve heard of my immortal and read most of it actually. Some kid was doing a live reading on my bus one day? People are amusing. I didn’t make the connection for some reason. Thank you! It’s a hilarious and historic piece of maybe literature :p

if you look up the worst  best fanfiction of all time you’ll find it somewhere.”

Here I fixed it for you.

a love like draco malfoy and Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

*Sheds a bloody tear*

(Source: ofriddles)

silvermoon424:

Oh my God, you guys, I’ve found the male counterpart of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way!

“A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.”
“He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)”
“‘Fuck off.” I told him. ‘You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.’ I snapped.” 
“‘Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.’ answered Draco.”
“‘OMFG.’ I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them. ‘I love you!’ I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story.”
“We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps.”
“‘No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!’ Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.”

I’m going to get his number just so I can keep making My Immortal jokes lmao

Oh my Stan is this real

silvermoon424:

Oh my God, you guys, I’ve found the male counterpart of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way!

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.”

He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)”

“‘Fuck off.” I told him. ‘You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.’ I snapped.” 

“‘Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.’ answered Draco.”

“‘OMFG.’ I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them. ‘I love you!’ I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story.”

We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps.”

“‘No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!’ Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.”

I’m going to get his number just so I can keep making My Immortal jokes lmao

Oh my Stan is this real

Who wants to be a culinary guinea pig?

geekhyena:

Next weekend I will make 1-2 batches of pumpkin bread, depending on interest. I will then be willing to mail these out to cousins, to see how well it survives mailing. ( verdigrisvagabond is gonna get two loaves definitely). Who else is interested? I’m talking like one loaf per person, and if…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bless you, cousin, I wish I could! I’m actually *in* North America but I’m visiting Canada for the second week of August. 

But still, tell me about this famous bread- I didn’t even know there was a Young Wizards fandom outside of the forums till this year, so I’m a little out of the loop.

3 hours ago - 7 -

nimblermortal:

geekhyena:

jenesaispourquoi:

queenofthepiskies:

lizzieraindrops:

berelyn:

All right, lovely YW people on my dash (and beyond), willing to hook me up on whats so awesome about it? The title sounds dorky but apparently this is good

Okay.

It’s a beautiful synthesis of magic and science (where spells account for the laws of physics, and also ethics) and philosophical/spiritual thought wrapped up in the vast unity and variety of the universe(s) and the power of choices and their consequences, with lots of incredibly lovable, fleshed-out characters and ALL THE FEELS EVER

Also that one time a bunch of aliens went shopping at the mall

In case anyone was looking for a reason to read them, the above is completely true.

also i will say two of my favorite aspects are 1) how seriously these books treat those choices and consequences, and don’t condescend to the young characters making them or the young people reading them, and 2) how flawless the worldbuilding is. i mean i’m sure there are gaps somewhere, but it’s SO believable.

For me, it was the equality of the books that made them so important to me as a kid. (and still are today) ANYONE could be a wizard - ANYONE can make the world better just by trying.  Queer characters, autistic characters, PoC, cats, aliens, EVERYONE WORKS TOGETHER AND HAS A VOICE AND MAKES THE UNIVERSE A BETTER PLACE. And that is the most awesome thing ever.

And as I’ve been reminded recently: they really do mean anyone could make the universe a better place. You don’t have to be a wizard. And in some ways, the characters who aren’t wizards are a lot more worthy of respect, because they don’t have the protection wizards do, and they don’t have the affirmation that what they does will work or will make a difference. There’s no time limit after which your Hogwarts letter will never come, but there’s also no reason to be disappointed if it doesn’t because you still get to be awesome and wizardly - which is probably one of the reasons the fandom is so tight-knit; we’re building our own community of not-wizards.

And the conflicts age with the characters - so what starts out as an epic battle between good and evil slowly becomes, without ever becoming less epic, a matter of complex choices with no clear correct answer. And still no dissing of the epic simple battles; it’s just that some people solve problems some way, and some solve them another way, and some of that is dependent on age but a lot more is dependent on who and what is needed in this situation now.

And then there are the characters… I tend not to like the characters as strongly as some of the other tumblr YW fans, but the ones I really like I am absolutely in love with. And they aren’t necessarily the ones other people like, which says to me that what we are doing is finding things that we needed to see and hear and admire in them, and those aren’t the same for everyone, but they’re available in a lot of different forms. And that comes down again to the different ways characters approach problems, all of which are valid and necessary in different contexts.

I’ve probably said too much already, so here’s an actual valid review: http://teatalksbooks.tumblr.com/post/87201186859/so-you-want-to-be-a-wizard-by-diane-duane

(via lizzieraindrops)

He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

My Immortal, Chapter 14

(Source: sluttyhogwarts)

fatwink:

i have found the solution to all my problems

(via ruinedchildhood)

human:

you make my heart twerk

(via ruinedchildhood)

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

(Source: artdmnk, via ruinedchildhood)