These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
I’m dying.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via hellojecka)
This will never not be interesting to me.
I f**** with Ronnie’s last meal, especially the LoTR bit.
disgusting. why should these people be allowed to get whatever they want for their last meal?
(Source: consumerbehaviourself, via the-octopus-journals)
My friend has this longtime admirer/friend who is sorta Knives to his Scott. He asks me if i’m secretly gay and called Wallace.
Do you see three gay lovers waiting to have a roll in the sack?
(Source: -morning)
Ohai
Dear Internet. Thanks for existing.
Teaching me new things,
like how to mix drinks. How to tie ties. How locks work;
most of all, for making me feel less alone
In this corner of the world
when melancholy visits me
and I think I have no one to turn to
there is you.
81665
