Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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No I fucking LOVE this.

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iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

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Easter Giveaway

damnyoupixeldragons:

Even though not all the dragons that will be in the giveaway are hatched yet, I am pleased to announce it’s happening.

Rules:

  • Reblog with your username/ID
  • Likes count
  • Newbies get an extra entry, so please mention if you’re a newbie!
  • You do not need to be following me
  • Ends at some…

Username: inki # 57475 Newblood here~ Much pretty!

1 week ago - 24 -

CRIMS NEWBIE GIVEAWAY!!!

crimdoesdragons:

Hello all new people to FR. I have used your comments and have put together a quick giveaway.

There will be (omg) winners of this giveaway!

Prizes!!

1st prize: Dragon + 5 Apparel Items

2nd prize: Dragon+ 5 Apparel Items

3rd prize: Familiar + 5 Apparel Items

4th prize: Familiar + 5…

Username:inki #57475

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Flight Rising Newbie Giveaway!

cassowarykisses:

First off, welcome to all the new members of Flight Rising! I’ve been a FR member for months, and I’ve accumulated quite a bit of gold and other valuable dragon goods. However, I haven’t really been very active on FR in a while. Obviously, this makes it time for a giveaway!

FIRST PLACE: 250,000…

Username:inki #57475 Yesssss dragonsssss

1 week ago - 120 -

NEWBIE GIVEAWAY PT 4

kagurasdragons:

MAKING THIS QUICK BECAUSE I’M LOSING MY ABILITY TO THINK STRAIGHT VERY QUICKLY

RULES AND PREVIEWS UNDER THE CUT~

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inki #57475 Nooooodle~

Anonymous asked: I guess I like pretty pony commoners more though.

egophiliac:

Now that Twilight’s a princess and can take care of all that hard political stuff, Celestia and Luna can retire to the charming, folksy farming life they always wanted, with slapstick and wacky hijinks aplenty! Starring Eddie Albert as Celestia, Eva Gabor as Luna, and Pat Buttram as Big Macintosh — Sweet Apple Acres, coming to a station near you this fall!

Flight Rising

So im getting in on the dragon madness! Mu username is inki and I’ll start playing in a month when I pick an element

My hair is short and that is really weird but it’s okay ‘cause I found free sunglasses?

My hair is short and that is really weird but it’s okay ‘cause I found free sunglasses?

arletterocks:

Isn’t it humbling to write hundreds and hundreds of words about sexism and gender and entitlement and then remember that “Flight of the Conchords” nailed the whole displacement-of-responsibility and nice-guy rage things in, like, four sentences?

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